Post by Marah on Jan 28, 2005 13:43:59 GMT -5
Fanfction has opened up so many doors to me.....
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>From a.f.l-k and posted here. A parody from a fellow Harvardian who
(judging from the alias used) apparently knows a bit about Australian
animals.
Allow me to append an "attaboy" to this one.
SPOILER ALERT--SIMBA'S PRIDE SUGGESTIONS AHEAD
Dave
Saint, FCOS
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From: Thylacine 2000 <greenb@NOSPAMfas.harvard.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.lion-king
Subject: [HUMOR][SPOILERS] "In Nuendo"!
Date: Thu, 05 Nov 1998 13:54:13 -0800
Organization: Harvard University, Cambridge, Massachusetts
Lines: 76
I'm *not* a sicko. Really. But after having seen LK2 several times
(and liking it more than the original in nearly every way), I've got
some of the songs trapped hopelessly in my head, and I figured I
might as well make the best of it. If you haven't seen the movie
yet and don't want to know the lyrics, or some of the more
suggestive scenes, or if playground humor isn't your cup of tea
<grin> then read no further.....
"In Nuendo"
There's a place where suggestion is thick
And the fanboy jokes get really sick
You see the image, it starts to click
And you get carried away
Where forbidden fruit fly all around
And geysers erupt out of the ground
That "S-E-X" pattern they found
Looks like child's play--
(MAIN CHORUS):
IN NUENDO!
Both subtle and sublime!
He put his head through the leaf
Swallowed to get relief
While they were kissing all the time!
IN NUENDO!
Gives the wild dog a bone!
With them horny rhinos
In their humping line-o's
And "start a pride, all our own!"
You'd better freeze each frame 'cause the jokes are fast
And each one's sicker than the last
They've had a passionfruit repast
And ended up all wet!
INNUENDO!
What do those singers say, anyhow?
"In your head?"
"In your bed?"
"It takes two to shove it through?" Wow!
What does "beat the bush" mean, anyway?
And Scar, y'know, could still have been gay
Kovu and Kiara aren't cousins, they say
Are those throbbing hearts gone yet?
(REPEAT MAIN CHORUS)
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>From a.f.l-k and posted here. A parody from a fellow Harvardian who
(judging from the alias used) apparently knows a bit about Australian
animals.
Allow me to append an "attaboy" to this one.
SPOILER ALERT--SIMBA'S PRIDE SUGGESTIONS AHEAD
Dave
Saint, FCOS
---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Thylacine 2000 <greenb@NOSPAMfas.harvard.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.lion-king
Subject: [HUMOR][SPOILERS] "In Nuendo"!
Date: Thu, 05 Nov 1998 13:54:13 -0800
Organization: Harvard University, Cambridge, Massachusetts
Lines: 76
I'm *not* a sicko. Really. But after having seen LK2 several times
(and liking it more than the original in nearly every way), I've got
some of the songs trapped hopelessly in my head, and I figured I
might as well make the best of it. If you haven't seen the movie
yet and don't want to know the lyrics, or some of the more
suggestive scenes, or if playground humor isn't your cup of tea
<grin> then read no further.....
"In Nuendo"
There's a place where suggestion is thick
And the fanboy jokes get really sick
You see the image, it starts to click
And you get carried away
Where forbidden fruit fly all around
And geysers erupt out of the ground
That "S-E-X" pattern they found
Looks like child's play--
(MAIN CHORUS):
IN NUENDO!
Both subtle and sublime!
He put his head through the leaf
Swallowed to get relief
While they were kissing all the time!
IN NUENDO!
Gives the wild dog a bone!
With them horny rhinos
In their humping line-o's
And "start a pride, all our own!"
You'd better freeze each frame 'cause the jokes are fast
And each one's sicker than the last
They've had a passionfruit repast
And ended up all wet!
INNUENDO!
What do those singers say, anyhow?
"In your head?"
"In your bed?"
"It takes two to shove it through?" Wow!
What does "beat the bush" mean, anyway?
And Scar, y'know, could still have been gay
Kovu and Kiara aren't cousins, they say
Are those throbbing hearts gone yet?
(REPEAT MAIN CHORUS)
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...We look very intimidating...
