Post by Marah on Jan 7, 2005 17:32:09 GMT -5
Deleted Concept: Simba’s Paternity
Screen opens on the scene where Simba’s hanging off of Pride Rock
Scar: Oh this looks familiar. Where have I seen this before? Ahh, yes. Now I remember! This is just the way your father looked before he died. (Simba starts to slip) And here’s my little secret.(whispers n Simba’s ear) I killed Mufsa.
Simba: NOOOOOOO!!!!!(Leaps up onto the promontory;pins Scar) Murderer!
Scar: No, Simba please-
Simba: Tell them the truth. You killed my father!
Scar: You’d like to think he was your father, wouldn’t you?
Simba: What?
Scar: Simba, I AM your father.
Simba: Stop lying you son of a-
Scar: Shut your mouth!
Simba: Why?! We’ve already lost our G-rating thanks to your lying-
Scar: It’s the truth! Go on, ask your mother!
At that, all of the lionesses and hyenas turn to a rather nervous looking Sarabi.
Simba: Well….?
Sarabi: I was going to tell you eventually.
Simba: *WHAT!*
Scar: I know. The sheer audacity of the affair is sickening.
Simba: The affair itself is sickening.
Scar: Look on the bright side, your father’s still alive.
Simba: This isn’t happening….I can’t be your son! I look nothing *like* you! My own Mother thought that I was Mufasa!
Scar: I didn’t believe it either….until the DNA test results came back.
Simba: But-
Scar: You got your looks from Ahadi.
Simba: Where else would I get’em? “An ugly”? I mean I am ravishing-
Scar: No you idiot! Ahadi was what Mufasa and I’s father was called.
Simba: You called your dad a hottie? Ewwwwww! I mean sure there have always been rumours circulating around that you’re gay but…..Could you at least refrain from incest?
Scar: **I’M NOT GAY** !!!!
Simba: Right ,sure…….Prove it.
Scar: I had you didn’t I?
Simba: This is all so wrong………<br>
Shenzi: Wait just a minute, if he’s your son then why’d you want us to kill him?
Simba: YEAH! Why’d you try to kill me?!
Scar: I………<br>
Simba: Wait, you tried to kill me?
Scar: I……..
Simba: Why daddy? Why? Was I a bad kid?
Scar: Well you see I…..
Simba: YOU NEVER LIKED ME!!!!!!
Scar: Wait just a moment now! I never said that I didn’t like you! I mean sure sometimes you were a little-
Simba: Then why’d you try to kill me!?
Scar: It’s complicated, you wouldn’t understand-
Simba: Oh , so now I’m not smart enough for you!
Rafiki: Enough!!!!!
Stunned by the monkey’s loud outburst everyone freezes and looks to Rafiki who has walked right in front of Simba.
Rafiki: Simba, Scar is your father. Accept it and move on with your life! Now stop arguing and get rid of the hyenas d**n it!! That’s why I rigged up the CGI of Mufasa’s ghost!
Simba: You mean it wasn’t real?
Rafiki: Oh, no…(puts his hand on his head and shakes his head)
Simba: DADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!! (crouches in a ball on the ground and cries…….looking extremely pathetic) Daddy…….
Scar: There there I’m here. (tries to pat Simba on the back)
Simba: Not YOU! Get away from me!!! (rises and smacks Scar in the face)
Scar: No…You…Didn’t.
Simba: YES…..I ….DID!
Scar: I’ll teach you….
Simba: Bring it on Pappy!!!!
Simba and Scar get into a serious bite and claw fight (remarkably similar to that of the original film) ending with Simba flipping Scar over the edge of Pride Rock to his death.
Simba: Oh my gosch……*looks over edge*
Shenzi: Don’t sweat it. He was a pain anyway.
Simba: But you don’t understand…..(his eyes water) Now I really have killed my father!!!!
Simba crouches into a ball and starts bawling…..again.
Nala: I don’t have time for this. I‘m missing my sitcoms.
The End?
Screen opens on the scene where Simba’s hanging off of Pride Rock
Scar: Oh this looks familiar. Where have I seen this before? Ahh, yes. Now I remember! This is just the way your father looked before he died. (Simba starts to slip) And here’s my little secret.(whispers n Simba’s ear) I killed Mufsa.
Simba: NOOOOOOO!!!!!(Leaps up onto the promontory;pins Scar) Murderer!
Scar: No, Simba please-
Simba: Tell them the truth. You killed my father!
Scar: You’d like to think he was your father, wouldn’t you?
Simba: What?
Scar: Simba, I AM your father.
Simba: Stop lying you son of a-
Scar: Shut your mouth!
Simba: Why?! We’ve already lost our G-rating thanks to your lying-
Scar: It’s the truth! Go on, ask your mother!
At that, all of the lionesses and hyenas turn to a rather nervous looking Sarabi.
Simba: Well….?
Sarabi: I was going to tell you eventually.
Simba: *WHAT!*
Scar: I know. The sheer audacity of the affair is sickening.
Simba: The affair itself is sickening.
Scar: Look on the bright side, your father’s still alive.
Simba: This isn’t happening….I can’t be your son! I look nothing *like* you! My own Mother thought that I was Mufasa!
Scar: I didn’t believe it either….until the DNA test results came back.
Simba: But-
Scar: You got your looks from Ahadi.
Simba: Where else would I get’em? “An ugly”? I mean I am ravishing-
Scar: No you idiot! Ahadi was what Mufasa and I’s father was called.
Simba: You called your dad a hottie? Ewwwwww! I mean sure there have always been rumours circulating around that you’re gay but…..Could you at least refrain from incest?
Scar: **I’M NOT GAY** !!!!
Simba: Right ,sure…….Prove it.
Scar: I had you didn’t I?
Simba: This is all so wrong………<br>
Shenzi: Wait just a minute, if he’s your son then why’d you want us to kill him?
Simba: YEAH! Why’d you try to kill me?!
Scar: I………<br>
Simba: Wait, you tried to kill me?
Scar: I……..
Simba: Why daddy? Why? Was I a bad kid?
Scar: Well you see I…..
Simba: YOU NEVER LIKED ME!!!!!!
Scar: Wait just a moment now! I never said that I didn’t like you! I mean sure sometimes you were a little-
Simba: Then why’d you try to kill me!?
Scar: It’s complicated, you wouldn’t understand-
Simba: Oh , so now I’m not smart enough for you!
Rafiki: Enough!!!!!
Stunned by the monkey’s loud outburst everyone freezes and looks to Rafiki who has walked right in front of Simba.
Rafiki: Simba, Scar is your father. Accept it and move on with your life! Now stop arguing and get rid of the hyenas d**n it!! That’s why I rigged up the CGI of Mufasa’s ghost!
Simba: You mean it wasn’t real?
Rafiki: Oh, no…(puts his hand on his head and shakes his head)
Simba: DADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!! (crouches in a ball on the ground and cries…….looking extremely pathetic) Daddy…….
Scar: There there I’m here. (tries to pat Simba on the back)
Simba: Not YOU! Get away from me!!! (rises and smacks Scar in the face)
Scar: No…You…Didn’t.
Simba: YES…..I ….DID!
Scar: I’ll teach you….
Simba: Bring it on Pappy!!!!
Simba and Scar get into a serious bite and claw fight (remarkably similar to that of the original film) ending with Simba flipping Scar over the edge of Pride Rock to his death.
Simba: Oh my gosch……*looks over edge*
Shenzi: Don’t sweat it. He was a pain anyway.
Simba: But you don’t understand…..(his eyes water) Now I really have killed my father!!!!
Simba crouches into a ball and starts bawling…..again.
Nala: I don’t have time for this. I‘m missing my sitcoms.
The End?
...We look very intimidating...
! Nice fanfic though 
