Post by Marah on Feb 28, 2005 13:19:22 GMT -5
Hi all!
I was thinkin', maybe we should apply this policy to the message board. After all, we MUST think of the aardvarks
>
> Hello everyone, and welcome to the new, improved
> TLK-L.
>
> >From this day forth it has been decreed that no
> discussion is to take
> place
> here which might possibly cause offence to adults,
> children or indeed
> small
> furry animals. Several aardvaarks were deeply hurt
> by the recent
> discussion
> in which the word 'hermaphrodite' was mentioned.
> Someone MUST THINK OF
> THE
> AARDVAARKS.
>
> Therefore, and effective immediately, any reference
> to anybody's gender
> is
> to be removed from all discussion. This is due to
> the fact that gender
> is
> determined by the presence of certain sexual
> characteristics, which are
> as
> we all know sinful, ungodly and lead to idleness and
> vice. Thus, all
> people
> will be referred to as 'it'.
>
> We are also looking into cutting back any other
> offensive topics. These
> of
> course, include the Lion King. After all, that
> filth-filled movie is a
> depraved sink of sexuality and violence.
> Furthermore, it also promotes
> dangerous ideals, such as going against the
> authority of your parents
> and
> abandoning your duties for a more carefree life.
> THIS WILL NOT BE
> TOLERATED.
> The movie also promotes the homosexual agenda of the
> liberal conspiracy,
> in
> particular in the movie's vile second sequel. In
> that movie, which I was
> only able to watch once before purging my eyes and
> ritually scarifying
> my
> flesh to repent for the sins I introduced into our
> household, we see
> three
> males, living together without any female contact.
> Furthermore, these
> males
> are NAKED the entire time! Of course, as we all
> know, homosexuals exist
> only
> to sin against the face of our lord, and
> furthermore.. these three
> degenerates embrace their own deviant philosophy of
> Hakuna Matata! If
> you
> take some of the letters in Hakune Matata out and
> replace them with
> others,
> you end up with the message 'Satan Lives'. And we're
> not touching the
> fact
> that CHILDREN are produced during the movies. Kiara,
> they call her?
> Hellspawn, is how I see her!
>
> But the worst cut of all, the biggest cowpat in the
> stinking farmyard of
> vice that is The Lion King, is this: Two people are
> shown embracing,
> kissing
> and LICKING.. LICKING, I ask you, again while STARK
> NAKED, and BEFORE
> they
> are married! I need not tell you good folks how
> terrible the messages
> this
> movie sends to impressionable young ones.. It would
> seem that Disney
> dares
> to suggest to children that they can find happiness
> through
> disobediance,
> and that love can be expressed BEFORE marraige!
>
> I understand of course that this will cause a
> culture shock to some of
> our
> members*, but I know you will all stick with us
> through this difficult
> period. Here's to many more years of.. well, silence
> really, as anything
> that could be said will be offensive.. In fact, this
> mail is terminating
> now
> before anyone takes offence at it.
>
> * I am loathe to use a word with such blatant sexual
> connotations, but
> have
> no choice.
>
>
> PS. FNORD
I was thinkin', maybe we should apply this policy to the message board. After all, we MUST think of the aardvarks
>
> Hello everyone, and welcome to the new, improved
> TLK-L.
>
> >From this day forth it has been decreed that no
> discussion is to take
> place
> here which might possibly cause offence to adults,
> children or indeed
> small
> furry animals. Several aardvaarks were deeply hurt
> by the recent
> discussion
> in which the word 'hermaphrodite' was mentioned.
> Someone MUST THINK OF
> THE
> AARDVAARKS.
>
> Therefore, and effective immediately, any reference
> to anybody's gender
> is
> to be removed from all discussion. This is due to
> the fact that gender
> is
> determined by the presence of certain sexual
> characteristics, which are
> as
> we all know sinful, ungodly and lead to idleness and
> vice. Thus, all
> people
> will be referred to as 'it'.
>
> We are also looking into cutting back any other
> offensive topics. These
> of
> course, include the Lion King. After all, that
> filth-filled movie is a
> depraved sink of sexuality and violence.
> Furthermore, it also promotes
> dangerous ideals, such as going against the
> authority of your parents
> and
> abandoning your duties for a more carefree life.
> THIS WILL NOT BE
> TOLERATED.
> The movie also promotes the homosexual agenda of the
> liberal conspiracy,
> in
> particular in the movie's vile second sequel. In
> that movie, which I was
> only able to watch once before purging my eyes and
> ritually scarifying
> my
> flesh to repent for the sins I introduced into our
> household, we see
> three
> males, living together without any female contact.
> Furthermore, these
> males
> are NAKED the entire time! Of course, as we all
> know, homosexuals exist
> only
> to sin against the face of our lord, and
> furthermore.. these three
> degenerates embrace their own deviant philosophy of
> Hakuna Matata! If
> you
> take some of the letters in Hakune Matata out and
> replace them with
> others,
> you end up with the message 'Satan Lives'. And we're
> not touching the
> fact
> that CHILDREN are produced during the movies. Kiara,
> they call her?
> Hellspawn, is how I see her!
>
> But the worst cut of all, the biggest cowpat in the
> stinking farmyard of
> vice that is The Lion King, is this: Two people are
> shown embracing,
> kissing
> and LICKING.. LICKING, I ask you, again while STARK
> NAKED, and BEFORE
> they
> are married! I need not tell you good folks how
> terrible the messages
> this
> movie sends to impressionable young ones.. It would
> seem that Disney
> dares
> to suggest to children that they can find happiness
> through
> disobediance,
> and that love can be expressed BEFORE marraige!
>
> I understand of course that this will cause a
> culture shock to some of
> our
> members*, but I know you will all stick with us
> through this difficult
> period. Here's to many more years of.. well, silence
> really, as anything
> that could be said will be offensive.. In fact, this
> mail is terminating
> now
> before anyone takes offence at it.
>
> * I am loathe to use a word with such blatant sexual
> connotations, but
> have
> no choice.
>
>
> PS. FNORD
...We look very intimidating...
